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Sun 24th February 2008

Stig unmasked at last?


Filed under: Random Stuff

Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he once, preposterously, had an affair with John Prescott, and that he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he has a digital face, and that his skin has the texture of a dolphin. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he was raised by wolves, and that if given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down, and that his brain is a Satellite navigation system. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Come on, someone must know who he is!  Take a look at the photo's above which were taken in London the other day.  The flash has managed to penetrate the black visor so some of the face is visible.

Anyone wanna hazard a guess?  Anyone recognise those eyes?  Come on......

Full story over at the Autotrader.
 
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